Zombie Repellent Soap

$ 5.00

The zombie apocalypse is imminent, I think we can all agree on that. Are you prepared? Along with stores of food and weapons you should have our Zombie Survival Kit. The goat's milk soap contains special ingredients* to mask your (oh so delicious) human scent, as well as ZOM-PEL zombie repellent and ZOMBEX anti viral wound wash to keep any minor scrapes or scratches from turning you into one of the walking dead.

The color and appearance of the bar you receive is dirt (camo) that smells very pleasant. You will still want to smell good, even when surrounded by brain eating zombies, after all. Please note that our handmade soaps vary in color,size and shape, most are around 4 ounces. Soaps will be packaged in shrink wrap.


Inactive Ingredients:
Saponified oils (olive oil, rice bran oil, coconut oil, palm kernel oil,
castor oil) goat's milk, sodium lactate, silk, pigments, fragrance

*these claims have not been evaluated by the FDA, or anyone for that matter, and are quite possibly fictitious.