Limited Edition Black and Gold Dragon Egg
This dragon egg has been carefully plucked from an ancient and magical dragon lair; no harm was done to any dragon in the plucking, and by agreeing to care for this egg you are very likely saving a small village. Please treat this egg with utmost care. Do not throw it into fires or attempt to make breakfast with it. Keep it well hidden from children over the Easter holiday, and from rabbits all year long. Do not set it outside during a thunderstorm. Rub it three times for good luck.